For all of you who thought negative degrees were something
only in movies, nightmares, or Antarctica, think again. The last time I checked
my weather app, Provo on Saturday had a high of 12, with a low of -8. No matter
how many layers you put on, you will still get a nice set of permanent chill
bumps and red rosy cheeks that are a great accessory for any outfit!
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I tried to think of some New Year’s Resolutions this year, but
the farthest I could get was to drink more water. However, after a few days of
this, I would NOT recommend it. Drinking water has side effects. Ain’t nobody got
time for that.
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Our apartment sat down to watch the Bachelor, and it was
here that I realized how much I love my apartment. I don’t know what we were
more intrigued with- making fun of the stupid girls on the show, or the
football game we kept switching back and forth between (Go Alabama!). Yes, we
may be known as “the most exclusive group on campus” or even “The Housewives of
Provo”, but hey, we love a good football game. (Side note: as quoted by
Brighton, “The only thing harder than getting in, is staying in”).
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Brighton and I decided to go to Costco since the weather was
nice (a whopping 31 degrees), and all it did was confirm how I should not be
allowed to push a cart. Distracted by the tortilla soup sample and a grumbling
stomach, I nearly took out a little old lady. Luckily I only hit her cart, but
it definitely caused quite a scene. “Oh my gosh! This is so embarrassing, I’m
so sorry!”
“No, no sweetheart,
it was my fault!”
“No, seriously. I’m just
a terrible driver! I’m so sorry!” By this point I’m covering my face and dying
laughing, accompanied by the 10-15 people around me. The kind worker tried to
offer some comforting words, “Well, at least you can laugh about it?!”
Ladies and gentlemen, don’t drink and drive. Also, don’t
day-dream and drive a cart on an empty stomach. Accidents happen.
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